Wednesday, November 26, 2014

UPDATE!!! Taylor Hawkins Memes go Viral

UPDATE!!!! trending now are memes inspired by the weird love/worship that current drummer of the foo, Talor Hawkins, has for the former drummer of Nirvana and obsessor of the Kurt Cobain, Dave Growlins. Clearly Dave is playing out his weird Cobain sex fantasies with his weird half- him, half-kurt clone-child named Taylor.
here are the memes. this shit is starting to spread. #rememberrememberDavegrowlinnovermeber



memes provided by Ryan Brown 

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Dave Grohl's Warped Cobain Sexual Fantasies!!!

Reliable source Courtney Love explained on twitter that current head of the foo, Dave Grohl, had sexual fantasies about the man he shot in the face, Kurt. Love wrote "dave tried to fuck me a lot" but added that he was "sexually obsessed w kurt not me". 
Below is a photo portraying the former Nirvana drummer aggressively grasping onto a seemingly uncomfortable and scared Cobain.  

Former Nirvana bassist and studio accordion player for Foo Fighters, christ novoselic reportedly stated in a 2001 interview, "yeah Dave was always real weird about Kurt. I tried to stay away from him as much as possible." 

It is clear that Grohl killed Cobain after realizing that Cobain would never love him in that way. But wait! it gets even creepier!!!!

years after Foo frontman and drumming all-star David Grohl killed the man he fantasized daily about he attempted to recover that fantasy by having sex with Cobain's only daughter, Bean. 

In that same twitter tirade, Courtney Love stated that "I hear from Frannies roommate that @davegrohl hit on Frances", and later stated "him I want to shoot." = (revenge for shooting her husband? most likely!) 


Here is a photo of a satisfied Grohl thrusting himself in between the married couple, Love and Cobain. Cobain looks less than pleased. 


Here is another photo depicting Grohl awkwardly trying to fondle Kurt underwater in a Jacuzzi. Novoselic appears to be oblivious to the sexual tension. 

Here is a photo depicting Grohl professing his true feelings for Kurt. 

This man clearly needs to be stopped before he hurts someone else! #raiseawareness #notmyDaveGrohl 





UPDATE!!!!! GROHL's INSANITY CONTINUES!

UPDATE!!!
Reports have just been released that best drummer in the world and foo fighter Dave Grohl cut a lock of hair off of Cobain's head just before he shot him in the face. He then combined his own hair with the lock he stole from his former bandmate and friend, and current murder victim, Kurdt. With the mad science of the foo, Dave Grole managed to create a partial clone of himself that was 50% Cobain and 50% Growl. The result = Taylor Hawkins....
When will society grow up and face the facts?
This is the truth! learn! #notmydavegrohl


UPDATE: COBAIN'S LAST WORDS REPORTED FOR FIRST TIME!!!

UPDATE: neighbor reportedly heard Cobain shout "why dave growl, why?!!!" moments before the former Nirvana drummer and current foo fighter shot his friend in the face! Proof that Dave is guilty! #Exposethetruth #notmydavegrohl

dave growl kills kurt cobain

dave grohl was most def responsible for the death of kurt cobain. he was hiding in the closet and shot him in the face and then ran away and started fighting the foo.